Hey dudes of earth (we call EVERYONE dude(unless we are talking about guys), because we don’t believe in dudets because thats a stupid word), I got bord and started thinking about the first thing that came on my mind. Turtles. I like turtles. Then I started searching up pictures of turtles, and the turtle from Nemo came up.
Then I started thinking about how he looked so chilled, and as if he is saying “Chill little dude.” You know, in that hippy voice people use to talk in that voice when they are mocking, or actually ARE those skater, surfer dudes (dude in term of guy). And right there I started to think that everyone should be more like this turtle. So go out there and get chilled.